Mix it with the relish
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im bout to go check my account balance please keep me in your prayers
(via bodyglitter)
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Them: your fave is problematic
Me: I want to see the receipts
Them: *hands me the receipts*
Me:(via ima-fuckingt4ble)
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She’s the guardian of the beach. She protects it from the evil human minds cannot comprehend
THE SAND GUARDIAN
GUARDIAN OF ALL THE SAND
POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HER
Cat: (MEOWS ANGRILY AT THE SEA)
(via one-big-hassle)
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genie: you have 3 wishes what’s will be the first
me: i wish for jenna marbles’ dogs to be immortal
genie: that’s a pretty cool wish you still have 3 that one was on me
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(via sorry)
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